Kareena k muh k Ander ab kallu ka virya aur Nushrat ka thuk gira hua tha lekin kareena itni zyada garam ho gyi thi ki wo Bina kuchh soche ushe nigal leti, jisse dekh k kallu aur Nushrat dono hasne lagte hai…
Kareena ab bahat jyada Sharma jati hai aaj ushne kuchh esha Kiya tha jisko ushne sapne me v nhi Socha tha…
Kallu, Nushrat se khehta hai….. Chal be kutiya bahat huya Mera Lund saaf KR tera gaand chod k Ganda ho gya hai….
Nushrat ab chup chap kallu k pairo k bich me baithe ushka Lund chusne lagti hai…..
Kallu…. Ahhhhhh…. Kareena Meri Rani, ye kutiya Meri pasand ki hai, ye mere liye apna gaand v marwa legi aur mere naam ka bachha v apne pet me palegi…. Ish chhinaal ko mene ek ashli aurat bana Diya hai, jiska kismat sirf mere Lund k niche hai…
Nushrat…. Maalik,Apke Lund k siba aur kahi man nhi lagta… Wapas Lund chat chat k saaf krne lagti hai…
Kallu ki ye baatein kareena k liye kisi challenge se Kam nhi the jaha Nushrat kallu ke liye apna gaand marwa rahi thi wohi kareena ko Avi v ye sab ajeeb lag Raha tha..
Kareena (man me)…. Kese koi itna bada Lund ko apne gaand me le sakta hai Nushrat wakei me kallu k liye wo sab KR sakti hai Jo me nhi KR sakti, lekin ye bada Lund sirf Mera hai Nushrat mere hisse ka pyar kallu se nahi sakti….
-Nahi ye me Kya soch rahi hu me to yaha kallu ka madad Karne aayi thi Mera kaam ho gya ab mujhe yaha set Jana chahiye.
Kareena, Nushrat k laye huye kapde pehenti hai aur Kallu aur Nushrat ko apne haal pe chhod k waha se chali jaati hai…
Pata nahi kareena ko Kish baat ka gussa tha, ab wo Nushrat aur kallu k ish tarah karib aane se gussa thi ya Nushrat, kallu k liye Jo KR rahi thi wo sab kareena Kar nhi sakti thi ishiliye, pata nahi qki ish sawal jawab kareena k pass v nhi tha,
Hotel Jane wale raste baar wo yehi sochti jaa rahi thi….
Kareena (man me)….. Ye Nushrat kese kallu k itna karib hai, lagta hai kallu v Nushrat se Pyaar karta hai, lekin mere me Kya kami hai Jo Nushrat me hai mere pass nhi…
Kareena actually me Nushrat aur kallu k relationship se jealous thi Mano jaise koi premika apne premi ko kisi aur k saath dekh k reh nahi paati hai bilkul baise hi kareena v tadap rahi thi…
Kareena (man me)……. Nushrat to rang me v mujhse jyada Gori nhi hai lekin wo mujhse jyada young hai, wo kallu ka bachha paida KR chuki hai, aur kallu ko apna gaand ka chhed v de chuki hai (ye sab sochte sochte kareena uttejit hone lagti hai, ushka nipple apne kapde se hi hard hone lagta hai aur bra k upar aane lagta hai)
Wohi dusri taraf kallu ko bada sukun Mila tha aaj ushne kareena se eshe eshe kaam karwaye the Jo wo hamesha se kareena ki TV me dekhte waqt karwana chahta tha,
Kallu(man me)…. Ja Meri Randi jaa aaj raat sukun ki nind Lele Kal tujhse bahat kaam karwaunga… Jin logo k samne tuney mujhe thapad mara tha wohi logo k samne tujhe jalil karunga bada maza aaega mujhe.
Kareena ab Tak hotel pahunch jaati hai wo Avi bhi kallu k diye huye dildo wali panty pehni huyi thi aur thodi der pehle khule me jaise koi kutiya chudti hai bese hi chudi huyi aayi thi, ishiliye kareena ka chal ek dum badal gya tha. Wo apna pair thoda faila ke chal rahi thi ye chiz hotel me rahe sarey employee v notice karte hai..
Kareena apne room me pahunch jaati hai aur Saif ushke liye khane ready krke baitha hua tha…
Saif…. Bebo kafi late KR Diya tumne kuchh jyada hi kaam tha Kya?
Kareena…. Ha ek bujurg aadmi mujhe aane hi nhi de Raha tha…
Saif ye baat kuchh samajh hi nahi pata aur kareena k sath romantic hone lagta hai…
Lekin kareena ab kallu ka Lund chakh chuki thi ushe Saif k half lulli se kaha maza aane Wala tha aur bese v kallu aur Nushrat ka ek saath aana kareena k dimag me ghum Raha tha, wo Saif k pyaar ko ignore KR deti hai..
Kareena…. Saif aaj bahat thak gyi hu me, please aaj eshe hi so jate hai, Mera tabiyat v thik nhi lag Raha hai…
Saif… Thik hai Chalo sote hai bese v Kal Meri flight hai mujhe apne shooting me wapas Mumbai Jana hoga..
Jahan kareena aur Saif k life se sex jaa chuka tha wohi dushri taraf kallu k Lund k upar baithi Nushrat apna chut ka paani chhod rahi thi
Kareena raat bhar so nahi paati thi qki kallu aur Nushrat ki chudayi ka nazara baar baar ushke sapne me aane laga tha, wo kallu ka Lund Nushrat k gaand me Jana aur Nushrat ka karhane ki awaj kareena k Dil aur dimag me chha gya tha…
Kareena(man me)…. Mujhe kallu ko Nushrat se due karna hi hoga lekin q mujhe Nushrat se itna Jalan ho Raha hai, me ek film actress hu aur Nushrat gaon ki aurat hai, mere pati ek nawab hai aur Kallu ish gaon ka ek mazdoor lekin Kya bada Lund hai kallu k pass aur Kya chodne ki taqat, Saif kallu k chudayi k samne to ek bachha hai, mujhe kallu ko Nushrat se dur krna hi hai…
Kareena aaj pehli baar kallu k liye tayaar ho rahi thi wo janti thi ki khubsurati k mamle me hi wo Nushrat se aagey hai aur sirf khubsurati se hi wo kallu ko Nushrat se dur KR sakti hai lekin wo ye sab q KR rahi thi Avi Tak kareena k pass ishka koi jawab nhi tha…
Kareena (man me)…. Aaj to kallu bas mujhe dekhta hi reh jaaega dekhti hu mere ish jaal se kese Bach k jaaoge..
Lekin kareena ko Kya pata tha Kallu Kal raat ko jaan bujh k Nushrat ko ushke samne choda tha wo Kareena k Ander ki Randi ko Bahar Lana chahta tha Jo ki wo kuchh hadh Tak kamiyab v ho gya tha…
Kareena ko itna hot dekh k Saif pichhe se bolta hai…
Saif…. Lagta hai set pe nhi kisi ko Marne jaa rahi ho apne husn se….
Kareena….. Hattt… Aaj bas man Kiya hai thoda khubsurat lagne kaa ishiliye…
Kareena tayar hoke set ko nikalti hai aur Saif ready hoke airport ko nikal jata hai…
Kareena jab set pe aati hai ushko dekh k sab dekhte hi reh jaate hai…
Lekin set pe kareena ka nazar sirf kallu ko hu dhund rahi thi, wohi dusri work kallu uthta hai aur sirf apni purani lungi aur shirt pehen k nikal jata hai aaj ushka alag hi plan tha aaj ushe kareena ko jaleel Jo karna tha, kallu janta tha ki kareena k upar ushka Lund ka jaadu to chal gya hai ab bas wo jaadu se kareena ko Randi banana tha..
Kallu jaldi jaldi se jab set pahunch ta hai tab Tak shooting chalu ho chuki thi, late aane ki wajah se security Ander aane hi nhi de Raha tha kallu ko…
Kallu…. Abey saley mujhe Ander aane nhi de Raha hai apni naukri se hath dhona padega tujhe dekh le..
Security…. Abey ja buddhe Kya KR lega tu v me dekhta hu…
Tavi security k samne hi kallu, kareena ko phone lagata hai…
Kallu…. Oye chhinaal tera ye security mujhe Ander aane nhi de Raha hai, jaldi aa aur ishko naukri se nikal de…
Security Jo v ajeeb lagta hai ki ye budhha kise call Kiya aur chhinaal jaisa gaali v de Raha hai…
Kareena call pe kallu ka gaali pe nhi Jo usey Ander nhi aane Diya jaa Raha hai ush baat par jyada gussa aata hai…
Kallu…. Dekhna Meri Randi aake tera kese khabar leti hai…
Kallu k muh se baat khatm hi nhi Hui thi ki kareena purey gusse me waha aati hai…
Kareena ko aata dekh security guard ko apne aankhon pe viswas hi nahi ho Raha tha ki Kallu thodi der pehle Kareena Kapoor ko phone Kiya tha..
Kareena (Gusse me)…. Tumhe ab aur yaha naukri Karne ki jarurat nahi hai tum jaa sakte ho yaha police habaldar khada rahega ab se, tumhari Avi koi jarurat nahi hai…
Kareena ko Saree me dekh k kallu ka Lund tight ho chuka tha.
Security guard…. Madam mujhe maaf kr dijiye mujhe pata nahi tha ki ye aadmi apke itne khaas hai, agar pata hota to nahi rokta kavi…
Kareena…. Maafi mujhse nahi inse mangi…
Security guard….. Mujhe maaf kr do chacha mere chhote chhote Bache hai…
Kallu…. Chal thik hai maaf Kiya aage se dyan rakhna…
Kallu, kareena ki aur dekhte huye….. Kya baat hai kareena ek dum patakha lag rahi tu aaj…
Kallu eshi baatein jaan bujh k security guard k samne KR Raha tha Taki wo kareena ka reaction dekh sakey…
Kareena ka sharmana Jo dekh k security guard kuchh samajh nhi paa Raha tha, kallu ke eshe baat as kareena Sharma to rahi thi lekin security guard k samne eshi baatein sun k embarrassed v thi, wo kallu ko Ander leke jaati hai kallu aaj raja jaisa feel kr Raha tha qki Rani Jo ushke saath thi lekin Rani ko thoda besharam banana jaruri tha…
Kallu…. Kyu re chhinaal eshe kapde aur ye makeup mere liye KR k layi hai, Me to tujhe kapde me dekh k hi Lund khada ho gya hai…
Kareena (sharmate huye)…. Bas bhi Karo kallu, eshi baatein yaha mat Karo yaha Meri thodi izzat hai..
Kallu(man me)….. Yehi to Teri izzat utarni hai jaise wo security guard k samne Kiya baise hi tu dekhti jaa Tere saath aur Kya kya karta hu me…
Kallu Aram se baitha shooting dekhna chalu krta hai kareena apna kapda badal k aati hai qki aaj ushka ek dance number shoot hona tha…
Kareena ko dekhte hi kallu apna Lund ko apne lungi me hi masalne lagta hai, kallu kachha to nahi pehenta tha ishiliye Usha 10″ ka Lund ka shape pura ushke lungi pe aarha tha, kareena ye sab dekh rahi thi aur ushe kallu ko aaj seduce v krna tha Taki wo kallu ko Nushrat se dur Kar sakey…
Gana chalu hota hai aur kareena gaane k dhun pe nachna chalu krti hai set me sarey Mard kareena ka zero figure wali kamar ko dekh k apne hawas par kabu rakhne ki koshish KR rahe the…
Lekin kallu apne aap pe kaabu kaha rakh paa Raha tha,
Kallu(man me)…. Kya kamar hila rahi hai randi, man KR Raha hi ki yehi sabke samne nanga nachau sali ko,
Lund masalte huye…. Wo v bahat jaldi karwaunga lekin ushse pehle thoda tujhe kabu me Lana hoga, Taki tu mere pakad se kavi Bahar naa ja sakey…
Kallu tavi kareena ko dikhate huye apna Lund ko lungi se thoda Bahar nikalta hai kareena kallu ka Lund dekhte hi ushka chut geela ho jata hai aur ushe raat ka Sara scene ushke samne aane lagta hai kese kallu ushe jungle le jaake ek train k passenger k samne chod Raha tha aur ush train k logo ka comment abhi v kareena k kaano me gunjne lagta hai…
Wo dance aadhe me hi chhod kapne vanity k aor chali jaati hai aur director sabko break de deta hai… Kallu v apna khada Lund liye kareena k pichhe pichhe ushke vanity me Chala jata hai…
Kareena mirror k samne khadi hoke apne dress ko set ke rahi thi..
Kallu pichhe se aata hai aur kareena ko daboch Leta hai, kallu, kareena ka pith aur galey ko chumne lagta hai aur kareena k chuchiyo ko kapde k upar se hi dabane lagta hai, aur kallu apna Lund ko kareena k gaand me chubhane lagta hai agar bich me kareena k kapde aur kallu ka lungi nhi hota to Lund sidha kareena k gaand k surakh me ghush jata, lekin kareena phir v kallu k Lund ka dabaw apne gaand me surakh k upar mehsus KR rahi thi…
Kareena…. Thoda sabar Karo kallu abhi shooting hai ushke baad Jo karna hai Kar Lena….
Kallu…. Janeman aur mat tadpa Mera Lund khada khada hi tadap Raha hai Tere chut k liye….
Kareena(man me)…. Tumhe tadapne k liye hito itna sajh dhajh k aayi thi aaj, tumhe wo Nushrat se dur Jo krna hai, kutiya ko lagta hai ki tumhe sirf wohi khush rakh sakti hai, jab tum ushey chhod k mere pass aajaoge tabhi Meri Jeet hogi…..
Kallu….. Dekh agar eshe hi mere Lund ka tune kuchh nhi Kiya to jaa Raha hu apni rakhel Nushrat k pass wo Kam se Kam darti to nahi hai Teri tarah…
Kallu Jan bujh k Nushrat ka naam samne lata tha jaha kareena samajh rahi thi ki wo kallu k sath khel rahi hai wohi kallu ish khel ka master tha, kallu apna khel khelne laga tha jaha kareena ish khel ki ek mohra hi thi…..
Kallu(man me)…. Tu bas dekhti jaa kese Nushrat ki tarah tera v gand Marta hu me….
Kallu Avi v kareena k pichhe khada hoke ushki pith ko chume jaa raha jisse kareena bahat garam ho gayi thi lekin kareena dukhi v thi ki itna kuchh krne k baad v kallu Nushrat k pass Jana chahta hai…
Kareena….. Esha Kya hai Nushrat k pass Jo mere pass nahi hai…
Kallu(man me)… Goli to pura nishane pe laga ye Randi to dusri Randi se jalne lagi hai bas ab thoda sa aur ishka Randi pana Bahar Lana hai….
Kallu…. Wo Teri tarah darti nahi hai, me jab chahu tab ushe chod sakta hu, wo mujhe apna gaand v marwane deti hai, ushka chuchiyo se dhudh v nikalta hai, wo Meri Lund se nikal has ek cheez ko apne Ander le leti hai, mere bachhe v paida KR chuki hai wo, kuchh v bolu Bina kuchh sawal ka KR deti hai…
Kareena, kallu ki baatein sun k mayush ho jaati hai
Kareena (man me)… Ye sab merese nahi hoga,me Nushrat jaisi itni besharam nahi ban sakti hu…
Kallu….. Kya soch rahi hai Mera Lund ka kuchh KR nahi to me Chala yaha set, fayda Kya hai Tere jaisa aurat rehne ka Jo Mera Lund hi na shant KR sakey Tere se lakh guna behtar hai Nushrat, ab Tak to wo apne kapde utarke dono pair failaye mere Lund ko apne muh me le leti… Wohi Meri ashli premika hai tu to bas hawas k mare mere se lipti huyi hai….
Eshi baatein karte karte kallu apna Lund ek baar jor se kareena ke gaand me dhakka deta hai…
Kareena…. Ahhhhhhhhhh… Shhhhh…. Esha mat bolo kallu me v pyar krti hu tumse, ishiliye to tumhari gaali v Bina kuchh bole sunti rehti hu, samjha Karo kallu me ek heroine hu aur shaadi shuda aurat v hu, me wo sab nahi KR sakti Jo Nushrat KR leti hai, wo tumse Pyaar nahi krti, wo hawas k liye tumhse chipki rehti hai….
Kallu nakli gussa dikhate huye kareena ko apni taraf modta hai aur ek jordar thappad lagata hai jisse kareena Ander Tak Hil jaati hai, ushe samajh nhi aarha hota ki Avi Avi hua Kya…..
Kallu(Gusse se)….. Chhinaal sali, batchalan aurat mujhe Meri premika se due karna chahti hai tu… Tere chut ki aag agar itni jyada lagi hai to jaa kisi chhinaal ki tarah koi aur dhudh le… Ye mat vulna ki wo mere bachho ki maa hai, ushki jagah koi nahi le sakta…. Tu bol paida karegi mere liye bachhe bol kutiya….. Fir ek thapad….
Do thappad se kareena ka muh pura laal ho gya tha aur ankhein Puri laal ho gyi thi….
Kareena (Rote huye)….. Haa karungi paida tumahre bachhe, Kya tab tum chhod Rockye Nushrat ko aur mere pass aajaoge…..
Kallu(man me)….. Kya baat hai randi, ye to mere bachhe paida Karne k liye tayar hogyi hai, ab dekh kitna bachha paida karwata hu tujhse, har saal ek ek bachhe paida karegi tu kisi suwar ki tarah… Aur hasne lagta hai…
Kallu….. Thik hai Meri raani agar tu Mera bachha paida karegi to me Nushrat ko chhod dunga aur ushki jagah tujhe apni rakhel banaunga… Ab khushh….
Kareena thodi khush hoti hai aur Kallu ki baatein sun k hasne lagti hai, tab Tak break time v khatm ho gya tha lekin kisi ko pata nahi tha ki ish gaon ka kala badsurat Buddha ek bollywood ki heroine kareena Kapoor ko apni rakhel bana chuka hai.
Tab Tak kareena apna make up wagera set Karne lagti hai, kallu kareena ko dekh k Jo khada Lund tha ushe lungi k baahar nikal Leta hai…
Kareena kallu ka Lund dekh k ushke pass aati hai aur ek deep smooch kallu dete huye ushka Lund apne hatho se hilane lagti hai…
Kallu… Tu chinta mat KR ab ye Lund tera hua jab Tak tu mere bachhe ki maa nahi ban jaati…
Ye sunte hi kareena sarmane lagti hai, aur kallu ka Lund jor jor se hilane lagti hai, ushko hosh hi nahi tha ki break time khatm ho gya hai…
Tabhi set ka spotboy aake vanity ka door knock krne laga….
“Madam scene ready hai thoda aap Bahar aaengi to achha hoga”
Kallu…. Bahat hua tera ye hath, niche baith jaa aur muh me le, tera muh chodna hai mujhe…
Kareena…. Scene ready ho gya hai mujhe Jana hoga…
Kallu jabardasti kareena ki niche bithata hai aur apna Lund ka pichkari pura ka pura kareena k chehre pe daal deta hai…
Kallu ka pura virya kareena k chehre fail jata hai…
Kallu… Ab huyi tu Puri tarah se tayar aur hasne lagta hai.
Kareena apne chehre pe lage virya ho apne hatho se saaf krke apne jeebh se chatne lagti hai ye sab dekh k kallu ko aaj bahat santusti mili thi, jis aurat ne ushe sabke samne wohi vanity van me thappad mara tha aaj wohi vanity van k wohi aurat k chehre pe apna virya ka pichkari maar k apna mohar Mar Diya hai…
Kallu apna lungi pehne ne lagta hai tavi jyada late hone k wajah se director khud vanity van k Ander aajata hai tavi wo kareena ke chehre pe lage virya ko dekh k kuchh samajh nhi pata hai qki vanity van me sirf kallu aur kareena the, kareena director ko dekh k apna chehra jaldi se saaf KR deti hai aur shot k liye Jane lagti hai…