**Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay**
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …
**Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain!**
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
**Itnay saray bachay aik sath**
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
**Full Time Masti … Non stop fun**
6 Inch ka hai..Size normal he.
Mazboot he.Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he.2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain.Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195
**Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet**
In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
**Biwi pani se bohat darti hai**
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!
**Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun**
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
**one girl asked to pappu**
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hainpappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
**Tujhey sub pata hai**
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai!Child: nahin pata promise!Father: in k pait main pani bhara hayCHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
**MOIN v/s wasim**PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.She said he stood behind the bed & said“AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI”
**hath me lo**pahlay hat ma lophir mon mai lophir thook lagaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma daloouff..kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
**daba kar band karo**us ne kaha or dabao,main dabaya,us ne kaha or dabao,main ne or dabaya,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya,us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya . . .dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
**fauji gaon me**Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
**Nikal lena apna ATM**
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota haymagar tum na ghabrana or dal denatum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye gaphir thumein acha lagnay lagay gaorphir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,or phr jub tumhari money nikal jayeto tum nikal lena apna ATM
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