Uske baad tho sab normal tha raat tak. Raat hogayi hum dinner karne baith gaye.
South India mein generally lungi pehente hai raath mein. Mere sasur lungi par the aur mai punjabi dress. Aur meri saas nighty me thi.
Saasu: Beta, tum batao apne college ke khisse (stories).
Simran: Kuch khas nahi maaji, mai bachpan se hi bohot conservative thi. matlab zyada socialize nahi hoti thi. Zyada baat nahi karti thi doosron se. Kapde bhi dhang ke pehna karti thi.
Saasu: Yehi tho baat hai beti, tum humko bohot pasand aa gayi ho. Hum log lucky hai tumhe paa kar.
Simran: Aisi baat nahi maaji mai bohot lucky feel hoti hu tum sab ko paa kar.
Sasur: Asal mein humara beta bhi conservative hai. Dono ki match set ho gayi.
Simran: Ji Bapuji.
Saasu: Tum nighty nahi pehnti ho raat mein?
Simran: Sirf shaadi ke baad se pehen rahi hun maaji.
Saasu: Maine tho dekha nahi.
Simran: (Sasur ke samne ye sab bolte hue sharam aa rahi thi) Sirf sone se pehle pehenti hun aur uthte hi nikal deti hun. Mere paas zyada hai bhi nahi.
Saasu: Koi problem nahi hai beta hum shopping karenge theek hai?
Simran: Rehne dijiye maaji.
Saasu: Ab nahi pehnogi tho phir kab pehno gi?
Simran: Theek hai maaji aap bol rahi hai tho pehen lungi.
Saasu: Kal se tum jaise hi 8 baj gaye raat ke tho nighty pehen lena nahaneka baad.
Simran: Ji maaji.
Saasu: Jeanse veanse pehnti ho ya nahi.
Simran: Nahi maaji.
Saasu: Voh bhi pehna karo ghar me hi tho rahogi. Koi problem nahi hai na.
Simran: (Mai Sasur ke tarf dekh ek pal ke liye) ji maaji problem nahi hai.
Itne mein spoon neeche gir gaya tha tho mai jhuk kar nikalne lagi. meri nazar mere sasur ke lungi par padhi. Vaha tho ek tent bana hua tha. Samajh me nahi aa raha ki kya karun. Mai jhat se uth gai. Mere sasur ko dekha tho unke chehre par muskan thi. Meri saas khane me mashgool thi.
Ab mere dil mein mere pati ki voh batein yaad aane lagi jismein sasur ji ke lund ke baare mein bol rahi the. Tent bhi bhot bada ban chuka tha.
You know, Brain ke do hisse hote hai – ek Decent sochta hai aur ek naughty.
Naughty part: Sirf ek baar usko apni ankhon se dekh lu kaise rehta hai itna lamba lund.
Decent Part: Yaar mai kitni ghatiya sonch sonchrahi hun khud ke sasur ka lund dekhna cahti hu.
Naughty part; Ek baar dekhne se kya hota hai?
Decent Part: Chup kar yaar voh tere sasur hai, aise kaise soch sakti ho?
Naughty part: Tum bhi na! Mai thodi sasur ke saath sex karungi. Mai tho sirf dekhna cahti hun.
Decent Part: Tum bohot change ho gayi ho Simran. Tumhe ab hoi badla nahi sakta.
Naughty part: Haan shaadi ke baad har koi change ho jate hai dear. Vaise bhi mere pati ki bohot yaar aa rahi hai.
Decent Part: Theek hai meri maa, jo tujhe karne ka man kare voh karle, mai tho chup rahungi.
Saasu: Kya hua beti! kidhar kho gayi ho. Kya sonch rahi ho?
Simran: Nahi maaji, kuch bhi nahi.
Saasu: Mujhe pata hai tum kiske baare mein sonch rahi ho.
Simran: (Pata chal gaya kya. Impossible) Kya maaji.
Saasu: Indrjit ke baare me hi hai na.
Simran: (Sharmane ka natak karte hue) hmmmmm.
Saasu: Zyada mat socha kar beti, tabiyat kharab ho jayegi.
Simran: Theek hai maaji.
Humne khana complete karliya
Saasu: Theek hai mai sab saaf karleti hun, jao aaram karo.
Simran: Nahi maaji mujhe tho neend nahi aa rahi hai kuch der TV dekhungi.
Saasu: tumhari iccha beti.
Mai Hall ki taraf ja rahi thi. Mere sasur uthe aur apni lungi theek karne lage. Abhi bhi unka tent bana hua tha. Mai unko dekh kar muskurai. Voh bhi mujhe dekh kar muskuraye. Mai ab TV dekhne lagi.
Sasur bhi mere paas aagaye aur sofe par bath gaye. Mai ab ek movie dekhne lagi. (Billa – Telugu movie). Ye movie mein Anushka shetty ki exposing bohot hot hoti hai. Sasur ji ka lund funfana raha that jaise ek jhanda hota hai.
Mai tirchi nazon se dekh rahi thi. Ab mai kya bolun? Mujhe kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha. Maahol ko thoda normal banate hue maine poocha.
Simran: Aapki favorite heroin kon hai?
Sasur: Nahi beta, koi favorite nahi hai.
Simran: Bolo na Bapuji.
Sasur: Bol tho raha hun.
Simran: No Bapuji aap kuch chupa rahe hai.
Sasur: Meri favorite heroin hai – Anushka shetty.
Simran: Wow meri bhi yahi hai. Mujhe iski acting bohot achi lagti hai.
Sasur: (Phusphusate hue) Mujhe iski gaand achi lagti hai.
Simran: Kya kaha bapuji?
Sasur: Kuch nahi beti mujhe bhi iski acting achi lagti hai.
Simran: Mujhe ye scene bohot acha lagta hai.
Sasur: (Lund ko hath se chupate hue) Mujhe bhi beti.
Simran: (pata nahi kya mere dimag mein aaya tha) ye lo Bapuji (pillow diya tha)
Sasur: Kis liye beti?
Simran: (Mere ko khayal aaya ki mai kya kar rahi hun – lund ko chupane ke liye de rahi hun – muskura uthi) Kuch nahi.
Saasu: Beti chalo utho jaldi so jao, raat der ho gai hai.
Sasur: Haan beti.
Simran: Ji maaji.
Saasu: Suniye na! kya mai bahu ke saath so jaun aaj?
Sasur: Tumhari marzi
Saasu: maine har cheez rakh diya hai aapke liye. aap aaram se so jao.
Sasur: Theek hai.
Simran: Aap ko kyun takleef maaji. Mai akeli so jaungi.
Saasu: Mai tumhare saath sona cahiti hun beti. Kya tumhe pasand nahi hai?
Simran: Kaise baat kar rahe ho aap maaji, aayiye. Mere bolne ka matlab voh nahi that maaji.
Saasu: pata hai beti, mazak kar rahi thi, chalo so jate hai.
Room mein jaane ke baad.
Saasu: Beti tum kya isi kapdon mein so jaogi?
Simran: Ji maaji.
Saasu: Nahi beti. Nighty pehen lo beti.
Simran: Theek hai maaji.
Mai abb nighty le kar bathroom jaane lagi. Saasu maa ne rok liya aur kaha.
Saasu: kaha jaa rahi ho yahi change karlo.
Simran: Nahi maaji mujhe sharam aa rahi hai.
Saasu: Mujh se kya sharam beti? tum mere samne hi change kar sakti ho.
Simran: Theek hai maaji.
Mai doosri taraf phir kar apne kapde kholne lagi, maine mera top khola aur utar diya. oopar sirf bra hai abb.
uske baad maine nada khol diya aur mera bottom neeche gir gaya. mai sirf bra hai panty mein thi.
Saasu: (mere badan ko dekh kar shock se) Kya masth figure hai beti tumhara.
Simran: (Sharmate hue) aap bhi na, chee kaisi gandi baate karti ho.
Saasu: Kya gandi bad hai usmein? Sachi hi tho hai.
Simran: (Nighty pehenne lagi)
Saasu: (Mere haath rok liya aur mere saamne aakar) Ek baar tu poori nangi hoga mere liye please.
Simran: Kya bol rahi ho maa.
Saasu: please kar na.
Simran: (Saare kapde utar diye par meri ek haath chut par thi aur ek boobs par) Ab pehen lun nighty?
Saasu: (Shock ho kar dekh rahi thi) Mere charo taraf ghoom kar dekha rahi thi hairat se.
Simran: Kya hua maaji?
Saasu: Maine socha tha ki mere bahu bohot sundar hogi. Maine nahi socha tha ki itni sundar hogi.
Simran: Kya bol rahi ho maaji (uncomfertible feel hote hue)
Saasu: Haan beti tum bohot hot ho, mera beta tho bohot lucky hai.
Simran: Theek hai maaji mujhe nighty pehenne do na
Saasu: Mere samne aa kar guthno ke bal baith gayi aur achanak meri chut par apna muh rakh diya aur chatne lagi.
Simran: Chee maaji ye kya kar rahi ho?
Saasu: Meri bahu se pyar kar rahi hun
Simran: (Voh meri Saas hai mai unko dant tho nahi sakti – mujhe bhi acha lag raha tha) aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah
Simran: Maaji aaaaaaaaaaah maaji bas kijiye na mujhe aaaaaaaaaaah paani aa raha hai vaha.
Uske baad mujhe saas ne bed par sula diya aur chatne lagi meri choot
Saasu: Kitna tasty hai meri bahu ki choot.
oopar aakar mujhe kiss karne lagi meri saas
aur mere boobs ko choosne lagi
mere boobs mein dard ho raha tha
Saasu: Beti ab tumhari gaand ki baari hai ka peeche ko phiro na
Simran: Chi maaji aap kya bol rahi hai.
Saasu: Mujhe meri bahu ki gaand ku jeebh se saaf karna hai
Simran: nahi maaji
Saasu: Tumhe pata hai ye purani riwaj hai, tumne dekha hoga na janwar apne bachon ko jeebh se saaf karte hai aur pehle zamane mein manush bhi kiya karte hai, koi gandi baat nahi hai tu mud ja na beti.
Simran: Theek hai maaji aap kehti hai tho.
Saasu: Ye hui na baat.
Mai bhi ab maze lene lagi
Saas ne meri chut mein fingering kar rahi thi aur chat bhi rahi thi
Saas ne unki chut mere chut se ragad rahe the aur mera paani chooth raha tha.
Ab saas meri chut ka pani apne muh mein le kar mujh se share kar rahi thi. Suhagrat yaad aagayi thi mujhe.
Simran: Maaji aapne mujhe besharm bana diya hai.
Saasu: Saas ke samne kaisi sharam bahu. Balke mujhe to tu apni saheli samajh theek hai na.
Simran: Theek hai maaji.
Saasu: Mujhe tu aaj se Rani bulaya kar theek hai?
Simran: Nahi maaji aisa nahi ho sakta, mai kaise aap ko naam se bula sakti hun?
Saasu: Kyun nahi kuch nahi hoga. Tu apne sasur ke samne bhi mujhe Rani bula sakti ho. Unka mai dekh lungi.
Simran: Mujhe tho sharam aa rahi hai aapko naam se bulane mein.
Saasu: Tu bulana Simran.
Simran: Theek hai Rani.
Saasu: Aaj se tu aur mein best friends theek hai na?
Simran: Mai tho bohot lucky hun mujhe aap jaise Saas mili hai.
Saasu: Ye humara soubhagy hai Simran.
Simran: I love you Rani
Saasu: I love you to Simran.
Simran: Rani, mujhe promise kar ki tu kisi ko bhi humara ye relation ke bare mein bolegi nahi.
Saasu: Sex relation ka tho sirf teri permission se hi doosron ko bolungi lekin saheli ka relation to khule aam rahna cahiya theek hai.
Simran: Samjhi nahi Rani
Saasu: Hum saheliya hai theek hai sab ke samne bhi hum saheliya hai tere sasur ke samne bhi aur tere pati ke samne bhi tu mujhe Rani hi bula theek hai?
Simran: Theek hai Rani par voh bura samjhenge na.
Saasu: Mai hun na! tu tension mat le Simran.
Simran: Sex relation ka kuch bol rahi thi
Saasu: Mai ye bol rahi thi ki jab tak teri permission na ho mai kisi ko bhi nahi bolungi.
Simran: Mai to kisi ko bolne ko tho nahi kahungi na Rahi
Saasu: Aaage chalke pata chalega.
Simran: kya?
Saasu: Tu dekhti jaa.
Simran: Theek hai Rani, Meri Rani.
Hum log nange hi lipat kar so gaye raat mein.
Next din mai pehle uth gayi thi. Maine dekha ki hum dono bhi nange hai. Mere tho hosh hi udh gaye. Kyunki mere man ko ye lag raha tha ki raat mein jo hua voh tho sapna tha and aise ho hi nahi sakta. Lekin jab main ye scene dekhi tho muskurai aur meri saas ko uthane lagi.
Simran: Maaji Maaji uth jao jaldi.
Saasu: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Kya hai? (Ankh abhi bhi band hai)
Simran: maaji, aapko shayad pata nahi chal raha hai. Time tho ab 9 baj gaye hai. Bapuji uth gaye honge.
Saasu: (Dheere dheere aankh kholte hue) Haan beti, uthti hu.
Mai mere badan ko bedsheet se dhaki hui thi.
Meri saas ne apne bahein khol diye aur mein unki bahon mein ja padi.
Saasu: Kaisa laga raat ka khel?
Simran: Bohot acha tha maaji.
Saasu: Maine tumko kaha tha na ki mujhe naam se bulaya kar.
Simran: Ji maaji.
Saasu: Phir!
Simran: Theek hai meri Rani darling.
Saasu: Darling!
Simran: Hum apne saheliyon mein ek doosron ko Darling bolte hai. Kyun acha nahi laga?
Saasu: Bohot acha hai Darling
Simran: Rani utho chalte hai Bapuji jag gaye honge der ho rahi hai.
Saasu: Theek hai hum dono milkar nahate hai.
Simran: Jaisi maa vaisa beta.
Saasu: Kyun aap dono ne bhi milkar nahaya kya?
Simran: Haan Rani, theek suhagrat ke baad.
Saasu: Mera beta mujh par gaya hai.
Simran: Haan voh to hai.
Saasu: Dono ki pasand ek hai. Jaise ke tum. Jab se maine tumko dekhi thi jab se hi mai tumse pyaar karne lagi.
Simran: Wah! Meri Rani.
Nahane jaane hi wale the ki mere pati ka phone aaye video call mai kaise call lift karun? saath me uski mummy nangi hai tho maine saas se kaha.
Simran: Rani tera beta phone kar raha hai video call, kya karun.
Saasu: Lift kar na!
Simran: Pagal hai kya mai tho nangi hun jo tumne kiya hai.
Saasu: Pati ke samne kya sharmana?
Simran: Baat voh nahi Rani, Video call ke star me hi jab nangi ho jaun tho maza kya hai?
Saasu: Theek hai pehel le aur uske baad utarde.
Simran: (Reply kiya hubby ko ki mai 2 mins mein call back karti hun aur kapde change karne lagi)
Call lift ki thi maine, Nighty par thi.
Indrjit: Wah darling atom bomb lag rahi ho nighty mein tum.
Simran: Chal jhoote
Indrjit: Maa kasam darling! Bohot hot lag rahi ho.
Simran: Acha theek hai aapne nasta kiya hai?
Indrjit: Abhi tho subah hui hai idhar.
Simran: Acha, kya baat hai subah subah meri yaad aagai?
Indrjit: Yaad unko aati hai jo bhool jate hai. Tum meri khayalon mein har waqt rehti ho.
Simran: Wah Wah! Aur sunao.
Indrjit: “Dil ke sagar me lehre uthaya na karo, khwab bankar neend churaya na karo, bahot chot lagti hai mere dil ko tum khwabo mein aa kar yu tadpaya na karo..”
Simran: Wah kya baat hai. Theek hai baby mai chalti hun, mujhe nahana hai abb.
Indrjit: Baby mujhe dikhao na!
Simran: Kya!?
Indrjit: Tumhari bathing!
Simran: Besharam! Nahi nahi bathing tho nahi dikha sakti, Agar tum caho tho….
Indrjit: Kya? mai chaha tho kya?
Simran: Kuch nahi.
Indrjit: Bolo na!
Simran: Agar tum Chaho tho mai nude ban sakti hun.
Indrjit: Theek hai ban jao.
Simran: (Maine saare kapde utar diye)
Indrjit: Ye jo bed par bra hai voh kiska hai?
Simran: (Ohhhh no! meri saas ka bra bed par hi hai) Ye mera hi hai.
Indrjit: Idhar dikhao tho sahi. Size dikhao.
Simran: (Ab mai kya karun?) Chodo na usko.
Indrjit: Ye tho meri maa ki hai. Mujhe pata hai.
Simran: (heinnnnn?) Kya!?
Indrjit: Mujhe pata hai voh meri maa ki hai.
Simran: tumhe kaise pata?
Indrjit: Common simran. Ghar mein hi tho rehti hai maa. Washing machine mein dekha hai kahi baar isko.
Simran: Acha baba. Galti se yaha aagai shayad.
Indrjit: Theek hai.
Simran: Baby mujhe late ho raha hai. Yaha tho 10 bajne ko hai. Mujhe nahana hai.
Indrjit: OK baby! Ummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Simran: Ummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Simran: Thank god hum baal baal bach gaye Rani.
Saasu: Haan, Chalo nahate hai.
Bath room mein enter hokar hum dono ek doosre ko nehla rahe the. Saas ki gaand bohot hi gadrai hui hai aur chut nahi voh tho bhosada tha. Mujhe tho pata hi hai ki mere sasur ka lund 9 inch ka hai. Maine Saas ko hug kar li. aur hand shower se paani dalne lagi.
Mujhe tho saas ki gaand bohot achi lagi hai tho maine saasu maa se poocha: Rani! kya mast gaand hai teri. mera tho man ho raha hai ki ise kha jaun.
Saasu: Khale bahu teri hi tho hai.
Simran: Phir Sasur ko kya Rockyi.
Saasu: Haan baba dono ki hai, baatlo na apas mein.
Simran: Akhir haq tho sasur ka hi banta hai.
Saasu: Aaisa kyun?
Simran: Gaand maar maar ka mehnat se pala hai teri gaand ko. voh kyun doosron ko denge?
Saasu: Haan de tho nahi sakte, share tho kar sakte hai na apni bahu se.
Simran: Rani! teri gaand ko khana cahti hun.
Saasu: Ye le simran meri gaand ko khaaja.
Simran: Waah kya gaand paal rakha hai tune, ladkon ko chod ladkiya bhi isko dekhkar sochti hogi ki kaash mai isko chu paati.
Saasu: Tere sasur ne isko maar maar kar itna mota bana diya hai.
Simran: haat se marte the sasurji ya sirf lund se.
Saasu: Mujhe ek randi ki tarha chodte hai tere sasur. Gadhe jaisa lund jo hai unka.
Simran: Matlab?
Saasu: Pata hai tujhe ki kitna bada lund hai tere sasur ka?
Simran: (Pata hai Raani, kaash mai unke saath chud jati. Tere bete ne sirf aag bhadka kar chale gaya hai. Abb iss aag ko kisi bade lund ki zaroorat hai)
Saasu: Kaha kho gayi hai Simran.
Simran: Nahi nahi, kahi nahi.
Saasu: Bool na tumhe pata hai kitna bada hai tere sasur ka.
Simran: Pagal ho kya! mujhe kaise pata chalta hai?
Saasu: Theek hai mai thumhe tere sasur ka lund dikhlati hun.
Simran: Chiiiii! Nahi ayise hai. Mujhe dar lagta hai. Sasur kya sochenge?
Saasu: Unhe pata chale tab na.
Simran: Kyaaa? matlab kaise?
Saasu: Tu dekhti jaa! mai tumhe mere pati ka lund dikhlaungi aur unhe pata bhi nahi hoga.
Simran: Tu kitni gandi hai Rani. Khud hi apne pati ka lund apni bahu ko dikhlane ki baat kar rahi ho.
Saasu: Bahu ghar ki hoti hai, isme kya galat hai.
Simran: (Sharam se mere gaal laal ho gaye)
Saasu: Dekh kitna sharma rahi hai! Kyun sasur ke lund ko imagine kar rahi ho kya?
Simran: Voh tho mai teri iss chut ko dekh kar hi andaza laga rahi hun ki kam se kam 9 inch ka tho hogahi.
Saasu: Waah meri bahu tu ne bilkul sahi kaha hai.
Simran: Kitni saubhag ho tum! Itna bade lund wala pati mila.
Saasu: Haan voh to hai. Aa meri chut se teri chut laga kar tere susur ke banaye iss bhosde ka maza le aur mere bete se chudi hui teri chut ka mujhe maza de.
Simran: Rani tum tho pagal ho.
Saasu: Haan teri cahat mein.
Simran: Wah wah.
Saasu: Aaa na!
Simran: Aa rahi hun meri Rani.
Simran: Kya garam chut hai teri Rani. Pani dalke isko thanda kar rahi hun. Nahi tho ye meri chut ko jaladegi.
Saasu: Pani se chut thandi nahi hoti pagal bahu.
Simran: Phir
Saasu: Isko tho bada lund cahiye.
Simran: Matlab ab chudegi sasurji se jaakar?
Saasu: Nahi re. Raat ko hi. Aaj bohot kaam jo hai.
Simran: Ye dekh tere boobs bhi kaafi mast hai. Sasur ji bhi bohot lucky hai jinko is tarah hi hot biwi jo mili.
Saasu: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah deere kar meri bahu.
Simran: mere haat meri baat nahi maan rehe hai voh apne aaphi daba rahe hai.
Saasu: Mujhe bhi tho moqa de meri jalti hui bahu ki chut ko chat kar thanda karne ka.
Simran: Ye chut ko tere bete ne paasa chod rakha hai mai ab kya bolun?
Saasu: Kyun mera beta ache se nahi kiya kya?
Simran: Nahi! Vaisi baat nahi, tere bete ke jam kar iski thukai ki thi par ab kya karun ye machalti bohot hai.
Saasu: Idhar aa mai teri chut se baat karti hun.
Simran: Le baat karle
Saasu: Kyun re chut meri bahu ko jeene nahi de rahi ho?
Simran: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Saasu: Ye bol rahi hai ki ise bada lund cahiye.
Simran: Usko bol ki 1 saal tak kuch nahi hone wala.
Saasu: Kyun nahi!
Simran: Tere beta ek saal baad hi tho aata hai.
Saasu: (Dekh le, Agar mai teri chut ki aag na bujhai tho mai teri saas hi nahi) Voh tho hai, lekin mai isko tadapne nahi dungi.
Simran: Rani mai jhad rahi hun.
Saasu: Jhad ja meri bahu mere muh me jhad ja.
Simran: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Waha se hum bahar aaye, hum dono ek doosre ko baahon me bhar kar baahar aaye nange hi. Humare badan bhi paani se bheege hue the. Maine towel le kar saasu maa ko poch ne lagi aur saas mere badan ko poch rahi thi. Saas ki vohi kapde pehnna hai jo raat mein pehen kar aayi thi (Undergarments aur nighty).
Mai almari mein se undergarments nikali aur pehenne lagi. Saas dekh kar boli –
Saasu: Ye kya hai.
Simran: Ye bra aur panty hai Rani.
Saasu: Itne old fashioned kyun hai tere?
Simran: Ye meri mummy ne dilwai thi. ye old fashioned kaha hai? Shadi se pehle hi tho kharidi thi.
Saasu: Arey budhu. Naye kharidne mein aur naye fashion mein farak hai. Meri bra dekh. Ek dum latest hai.
Simran: Haan Rani, itne latest kaha se kareedti ho?
Saasu: Tere sasur ne dilwaye hai. Unke dost ka hi dukhan hai – special discount bhi milta hai.
Simran: Ek baat bol Rani. Tumhare bra ko Indrjit ne kaise pehchan liya?
Saasu: Ek hi ghar mein hai aur saare kapde ek hi jagah tho dalte hai dhone ke liye. Shayad dekha hoga.
Simran: Mere mummy na ladies ke undergarments ko kabhi bhi sab kapdon ke saath nahi dhoti. Usko alag rakhti hai.
Saasu: Aisa kyun?
Simran: Saare kapdon ke saath kaise rakhegi? Mere papa mere undergarments dekh liya tho?
Saasu: Acha! Yaha vaisa nahi hai. Indrjit ko mere saare kapde pata hai. Bra aur panties bhi.
Simran: Tujhe sharam nahi aati?
Saasu: Waisi baat nahi hai re. Indrjit ka helping nature bachpan se tha. Voh hamesha ghar ke kamon mein mera saath deta tha. Pakane mein bhi aur dhone mein bhi tho mai jab kapde dho rahi thi tho mere saare undergarments tho rehte hi hai.
Simran: Chiiiii yaar!
Saasu: Ismein kya galath baat hai? Voh ache se dhota bhi hai mere undergarments.
Simran: Janedo! Mujhe tho ajeeb lag raha hai.
Saasu: Ek baat bolun?
Simran: Haan bol Rani.
Saasu: Tere sasur hi select karte hai mere saare kapde. kyun ke voh Electrician banne se pehle Ladies tailor the. Unke dost ne unko Electrician ka kaam sikha kar dubai le gaya tha. Sirf 4 mahine vaha the. Kuch jhagda ho gaya tha vaha tho yaha aa gaye. Aur ye aise hi settle ho gaye.
Simran: Oh! To achi tarha pata hoga konsa fit hota hai aur konsa nahi.
Saasu: Haan!
Simran: (Mujhe bhi dilado na Sasur ji mere fitting ke bra aur panties – apki bahu ke liye – aapke hathon se select kiye gaye undergarments – waaah)
Saasu: kaha kho gayi?
Simran: Kahi nahi! Chalo abb Bapuji wait kar rahe honge humara.
Humne kapde pehen liye aur bahar aa gaye. Mere sasur sofe par baithe hue the lungi mein. Mai unko dekh kar muskurai aur voh bhi.
Hum dono rasoi mein chale gaye. Hum nashta tayyar kar rahe the. Etne mein achanak se meri saas ne sasur se kaha –
Saasu: Ji sunte ho!
Sasur: Haan bolo!
Saasu: Voh Abhishek ke dukhan jaana hai.
Sasur: Kyun? 1 month bhi nahi hua hai jaake!
Saasu: Mere liye nahi apni bahu ke liye. Simran ke liye.
Simran: Shhhhhhhhh Shhhhhhhhh! kya bol rahi ho! chup hoja meri maa! phasogi kya!
Saasu: Kuch nahi hoga chup reh!
Sasur: Haan tho tum dono jaao na!
Saasu: Mai kya achar dalne jaaun?
Sasur: Mai kya karun?
Saasu: Acha! Tum “Saath” aao theek hai?
Sasur: Theek hai.
Simran: Arey yaar Rani! tum kaisi baate karte ho Sasur ji kya sochenge mere bare mein?
Saasu: Tere sasur bohot acha select karte hai. Tum dekhti reh jao gi.
Simran: Yaar chodo! mai tumse baat nahi karni!
Saasu: Naraz mat ho Simran, kuch nahi hoga.
Saas ne mera muh band kardiya. Kya karun? ek taraf tho khusi ho rahi thi ki mare dil mein jo tha voh ho raha hai. Ek taraf dar bhi lag raha tha ki meri sasur ke samne beizzati hogi. Chalo dekhte hai kya hi hota hai.
Sasur tailor the tho kitne aurathon ke naap liye honge. Kitne aurathon ke blouse haath mein liye honge. Ufffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Generally jab mard ladies tailor hota hai na tho uske maze hi maze hai. Meri saheli ne ek story batai thi ki uski bua har baar ek tailor ke paas hi jaati thi. Meri saheli jab choti thi. Uski bua use sath mein le gayi thi. Tho ek kamre mein bua aur tailor the. aur mere saheli ko ek lollipop de kar khada diya. Ye kaha rehene wali! voh jhank kar dekh liya saara khel. Voh tailor ko nangi ho gar naap de rahi thi aur voh tailor maze le raha tha. Aise silsila chalta gaya aur ek din usne uski bua ko chod bhi diya hai. Uske baad batati hai ki tailor ke maal ko uski bua peeleti thi. Pata nahi mere sasur kya kya kiye honge.
Nasta karne ham sab baithe the mai tho sharam se mar rahi thi. Meri saas muskura rahi thi aur mere sasur bhi. mera chehra tho laal ho gaya tha.
Sasur: Kab jaana hai Abhishek ke dukhan ko.
Saasu: Phone karo Abhishek ko. Vohi bata dega.
Sasur: Theek hai.
Sasur phone kar rahe the. Unki baate chal rahi aur mai Saas se baat kar rahi thi.
Simran: Abhishek kon hai? Papa ke dost hai kya?
Saasu: Nahi nahi! Unke dost ka beta hai.
Simran: Oh Acha!
Saasu: Shop ke sabhi log ko pehchanti hun mai.
Simran: hmmmm
Saasu: Waseem chacha, Shruti (Abhishek ki biwi), Neha, Nahida, Nidhi (Sales girls), Chotu (dukhan ka naukar)
Simran: Abhishek ki biwi bhi dukhan aati hai kya?
Saasu: Kabhi kabhi aati hai, Waseem chacha ko lekar aati hai. Waseem chacha unke ghar ka naukar hai par voh log ek sadasy ki tarha dekhte hai unko.
Simran: Acha!
Sasur: (Phone par) Acha Idea hai. Theek hai Abhishek phone rakhraha hun. Hum taiyaar hote hai. Abhi nikalenge.
Saasu: Kya bol raha tha?
Sasur: Bol raha tha ki 12:00 se pehle koi customer nahi aata. Sirf Neha aur Abhishek rehte hai. Ye time acha rahe ga apne liye kyunki bahar ka koi person nahi rahega.
Saasu: Haan yahi theek hai. Hum ready hote hai. Chal simran ready hote hai.