One night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend. She didn’t put out, so I was stuck with blue balls and a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower. I decided it was time to start the normal Saturday night routine of pulling out my favorite porn magazine, Keri lotion for extra dry skin, and commence with porking. Well that wasn’t doing it for me. I started looking around for something I could actually fuck. I was looking at bottles, something big enough to stick my cock in. I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I fastened to a pillow to fuck. I filled the bleach bottle with warm water and tons of tissue. About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn’t fully pull my penis out. The top of the bleach bottle surprisingly had a cock ring effect and I was stuck. I figured that after a while I would lose my erection and the bleach bottle would fall off, but much to my dismay I found that I didn’t fully clean the bleach from the bottle because my cock started burning bad! For an hour I sat there in pain. My mother came home to find her son hugging a pillow. She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.